A man was selling his horse, and an interested buyer came to investigate.

The seller said, "There's something you should know about the horse. He stops running when you say, 'Amen,' and he starts running when you say, 'Praise the Lord.'"

"No problem," the other man said, "I'll take it."

The man began to ride away on the horse. He decided to test the horse.

"Amen," he said, and the horse stopped on the road just as the other man had said.

"Praise the Lord!" The horse took off running like mad. The rider held on as tight as he could. Racing towards a cliff, he began screaming, "Stop!!! Stop, you stupid horse!! Whoa!!" Nothing worked.

So he began praying, "Dear God, PLEASE let the horse stop! PLEASE!!! AMEN!"

The horse stopped right at the edge of the cliff.

With great enthusiasm and joy the man yelled, "PRAISE THE LORD!!"


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