Two old boys decide to do some ice fishing in Canada.
They stopped at a little bait shop and got all their tackle. One of them said, "We're going to need an ice pick."
They bought one.
About two hours later, one of them came back to the bait shop and said, "We're going to need another dozen ice picks."
Well, the store-keeper wanted to ask some questions, but thought the better of it. He sold him the picks, and the old boy left.
Another hour later and he was back.
"We're going to need all the ice picks you've got."
The store-keeper couldn't stand it any longer.
"By the way," he asked, "How are you fellows doing?"
"Not very well," the old boy said.
"We don't even have the boat in the water yet."
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