They had lived together in the backwoods for over fifty years. To celebrate their fiftieth anniversary, he took her to a large city and they checked into a plush hotel.
She said to the bellman, "We refuse to settle for such a small room. No windows, no bed, no fan," she complained.
"Don't 'But, Madam' me," she continued. "You can't treat us like we're a couple of fools just because we don't travel much, and we've never been to the big city and never spent the night at a hotel. I'm going to complain to the manager."
"Madam," The bellman said, "This isn't your room; this is the elevator!"
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