Fr. McGillicudy couldn't get any money from his congregations, so he took a course in hypnotism.

At Sunday Mass McGillicudy waved his little watch from the pulpit, back and forth, back and forth.

He asked the congregation to put five bucks in the basket and they all did.

He thought this was great.

The following Sunday he did the same thing only this time he asked for ten bucks and they all put ten bucks in the basket.

He thought this was really turning into something.

So the next Sunday he was swinging his watch back and forth, back and forth and he accidently dropped it.

"Oh shit", he said and they did and it cost him $2,000 dollars to clean the church.


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