A guy went to a hunting lodge and bagged a record number of birds, aided by a dog named Gofer. Next year the guy returned and asked for Gofer again.

"The hound ain't worth a damn anymore!" the handler said.

"What happened?" asked the guy. "He get hurt?"

"No. Some fool came down here and called him 'Boss' all week instead of Gofer. Now all he does is sit on his ass and bark."

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