* Lawyers are disbarred.
* Ministers are defrocked.
* Electricians are delighted.
* Far Eastern diplomats are disoriented.
* Drunks are distilled.
* Alpine climbers are dismounted.
* Piano tuners are unstrung.
* Orchestra leaders are disbanded.
* Artists' models are deposed.
* Cooks are deranged.
* Dressmakers are unbiased.
* Nudists are redressed.
* Office clerks are defiled.
* Mediums are dispirited.
* Programmers are decoded.
* Accountants are discredited.
* Holy people are disgraced.
* Pastry chefs are deserted.
* Perfume makers are dissented.
* Butterfly collectors are debugged.
* Students are degraded.
* Electricians are refused.
* Bodybuilders are rebuffed.
* Underwear models are debriefed
* Painters are discolored.
* Spinsters are dismissed.
* Judges are disappointed.
* Vegas dealers are discarded.
* Mathematicians are discounted.
* Tree surgeons disembark.
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