A fawn with a hornet?
Bambee.
A policeman with a telegram?
Copper wire.
A canary with a mole?
A miner bird.
A pig with a cactus?
A porkerpine.
A cat with a lemon?
A sourpuss.
A banana with a red silk dress?
A pink slip.
A chicken with a bell?
An alarm cluck.
A duck with a steamroller?
A flat duck.
An Eskimo with a pig?
A polar boar.
A spider with a rabbit?
A hare net.
A ham with a karate expert?
Pork chops.
An owl with a goat?
A hootenanny.
An Indian with a cow?
Geronimoo.
A tiger with a needle?
Pin stripes.
A termite with a house?
An exterminator.
A dove with a high chair?
A stool pigeon.
A tree with a baseball player? Babe Root.
A parrot with a centipede?
A walkie-talkie.
A rabbit with a kilt?
Hopscotch.
A dog with a daisy?
A collie-flower.
A hummingbird with a doorbell?
A humdinger.
The Green Giant with Robin Hood?
A Hoe-Bow.
The Atlantic Ocean with the Titanic?
Half way.
A movie with a swimming pool?
A dive-in theater.
Telly Sevalas with a pool table?
A billiard bald.
A potato with an onion?
A potato with watery eyes.
A dog with a chicken?
A hen that lays pooched eggs.
A vulture with a small grass house?
A scavenger hut.
A pit bull with a collie?
A dog that bites
your leg off and runs for help.
A kangaroo with a sheep?
A wooly jumper.
A gorilla and a sheep? A very nice wool coat, except the sleeves are too long.
A hedghog and a snake?
Two yards of barbed wire.
A kangaroo?
Big dents in the ground.
A skunk?
Very few friends.
A frisbee?
A hernia.
A mouse?
Very large holes in the baseboards.
A beaver?
Hoover Dam.
A dairy cow?
Peanut butter.
A sheep?
Enough wool to knit a skyscraper.
A Volkswagen? A little car with a big trunk.
A duck and a light bulb?
A huge electric bill.
A cat?
Something that purrs as it squashes you.
A peach?
A ten-ton ball of fuzz charging at you.
A shotgun?
An elephant with a double-barrelled trunk.
A jack o'lantern?
A huge pumpkin with a fire extinguisher.
Peanut butter?
Either peanut butter that never forgets or an
elephant that sticks to the roof of your mouth.
What does the cross between a parrot and an elephant say?
"Polly want a cracker ... NOW!"
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