A. WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS...

A fawn with a hornet?
Bambee.

A policeman with a telegram?
Copper wire.

A canary with a mole?
A miner bird.

A pig with a cactus?
A porkerpine.

A cat with a lemon?
A sourpuss.

A banana with a red silk dress?
A pink slip.

A chicken with a bell?
An alarm cluck.

A duck with a steamroller?
A flat duck.

An Eskimo with a pig?
A polar boar.

A spider with a rabbit?
A hare net.

A ham with a karate expert?
Pork chops.

An owl with a goat?
A hootenanny.

An Indian with a cow?
Geronimoo.

A tiger with a needle?
Pin stripes.

A termite with a house?
An exterminator.

A dove with a high chair?
A stool pigeon.

A tree with a baseball player? Babe Root.

A parrot with a centipede?
A walkie-talkie.

A rabbit with a kilt?
Hopscotch.

A dog with a daisy?
A collie-flower.

A hummingbird with a doorbell?
A humdinger.

The Green Giant with Robin Hood?
A Hoe-Bow.

The Atlantic Ocean with the Titanic?
Half way.

A movie with a swimming pool?
A dive-in theater.

Telly Sevalas with a pool table?
A billiard bald.

A potato with an onion?
A potato with watery eyes.

A dog with a chicken?
A hen that lays pooched eggs.

A vulture with a small grass house?
A scavenger hut.

A pit bull with a collie?
A dog that bites your leg off and runs for help.

A kangaroo with a sheep?
A wooly jumper.

A gorilla and a sheep? A very nice wool coat, except the sleeves are too long.

A hedghog and a snake?
Two yards of barbed wire.

B. WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS AN ELEPHANT WITH...

A kangaroo?
Big dents in the ground.

A skunk?
Very few friends.

A frisbee?
A hernia.

A mouse?
Very large holes in the baseboards.

A beaver?
Hoover Dam.

A dairy cow?
Peanut butter.

A sheep?
Enough wool to knit a skyscraper.

A Volkswagen? A little car with a big trunk.

A duck and a light bulb?
A huge electric bill.

A cat?
Something that purrs as it squashes you.

A peach?
A ten-ton ball of fuzz charging at you.

A shotgun?
An elephant with a double-barrelled trunk.

A jack o'lantern?
A huge pumpkin with a fire extinguisher.

Peanut butter?
Either peanut butter that never forgets or an
elephant that sticks to the roof of your mouth.

What does the cross between a parrot and an elephant say?
"Polly want a cracker ... NOW!"


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