Students should not spend more than 90 minutes per night. This time should be budgeted in the following manner:
Fifteen minutes looking for assignment.
Eleven minutes calling a friend for the assignment.
Twenty-three minutes explaining why the teacher is mean and justdoes not like children.
Eight minutes in the bathroom.
Ten minutes getting a snack.
Seven minutes checking the TV Guide.
Six minutes telling parents that the teacher never explained the assignment.
Ten minutes sitting at the kitchen table waiting for Mom or Dad to do the assignment.
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