Between heaven and hell there is a locked gate to keep people from passing between the two realms. Because of those who try to break it down, it needs repairs every century or so. God and the devil worked out a deal in which they would take turns having it repaired.
The day came when it needed repair once again.
God called the devil and said, "The gate is broken, and it's your turn to fix it."
The devil said, "No, it's your turn. I did it last time."
God said, "Fix the gate. It's your turn."
The devil insisted it was God's turn to have it fixed.
God said, "Fix the gate, or I'll sue you."
The devil replied, "And where are you gonna find a lawyer?"
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