One fall day, a guy is out raking leaves and he notices a hearse slowly drive by. Following the first hearse is a second hearse, and behind that is a man walking sadly along, followed by a dog, and then about 200 men walking in single file. The guy's intrigued, so he goes up to the man following the second hearse, and he asks him, "Who's in that first hearse?"
Man says, "My wife."
Guy says, "I'm sorry. What happened to her?"
Man says, "My dog bit her and she died."
Guy then asks who's in the second hearse.
Man says, "My mother-in-law. My dog bit her and she died as well."
Guy says, "Can I borrow your dog?"
Man says, "Get in line."
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