Two men one fat and one thin deliver a piano to an apartment building. The elevator is OUT OF ORDER.

Puffing heavily, struggling with the piano, the two men slowly push and haul the piano up a few floors.

Sweating profusely, the fat man says to the thin man, "Why don't you go up and see how many floors are left."

Thin man says, "OK!"

He goes up stairs and returns about five minutes later.

"Do you want the good news or the bad news?", says the thin man.

"Better give me the good news", says the fat man.

Thin man replies, "Well the good news is we only have one floor to go."

The bad news is, "We are in the wrong building."

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