A hack golfer spends a day at a plush country club, playing golf all day like he has two left hands and ten thumbs. Rounding the 18th hole, he spots a Lake off to the left of the fairway. He looks at the caddy and says, "I've played so lousy all day, I feel like drowning myself in that Lake."

The Caddy snaps back, "I doubt you could keep your head down that long."


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