God was fed up. In a crash of thunder He yanked up to Heaven two most influential men: Bill Clinton and Bill Gates. "The human race is a complete disappointment," God boomed. "You each have one week to prepare your followers for the End of the World."
With another crash of thunder they found themselves back on Earth.
Clinton immediately called his cabinet. "I have good news and bad news," he announced grimly. "The good news is that there is a God. The bad news is, He's really mad and plans to end the world in a week."
Meanwhile, Bill Gates called a meeting of his top engineers. "I have good news and better news. The good news is that God considers me one of the two most influential men on Earth," he beamed. "The better news is we don't have to fix WINDOWS!"
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