A man stubbed his toe while walking on the beach and looked down to see Aladdin's lamp. Knowing the story, he picked it up and rubbed it. Sure enough, a Genie appeared. The Genie said, "Your wish is my command. Unfortunately, I am not a powerful Genie and can only grant you one wish."

The man stated that he had always wanted to visit his ancestral home in Europe but was afraid of flying and didn't trust boats. "Genie," he said, "I want you to build a highway across the ocean so that I can drive to Europe."

The Genie considered the logistics, driving pilings down through miles of water and then having the winds and sea lash at the pavement on the road. "That's pretty difficult," he said. "Is there something else that I can do for you?"

The man thought for a moment and said, "I want to understand women."

The Genie thought and replied, "Do you want that highway to be two lanes or four?"

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