- The astronauts float around in the cabin of the space ship due to a state of witlessness.
- In 1588 Spain sent an armadillo to defeat England.
- Magella circumcised the world three times.
- The garage near our has an expert maniac on duty 34 hours a day.
- The witness refused to talk on the grounds that what was said might incinerate him.
- Crusoe was once shipwracked on an island but eventually went on to become a great opera singer.
- In biology today we digested a whole frog.
- George Washington was one of our original floundering fathers.
- Caesar was victorious in the Garlic Wars.
- Bach had 37 children, he practised on his spinster up in the attic.
- McCormick invented the mechanical raper. It did the job of 17 men.
Click -- Finlay's Funnies -- to return to main index page.