Four Catholic women were having coffee one morning.

The first Catholic woman says, "My son is a priest, when he walks in a room, everyone calls him 'Father'".

The second Catholic woman says, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks in a room, everyone calls him 'Your Grace'".

The third Catholic woman says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Your Eminence'".

Then all three turn to the fourth woman and give her a subtle "Well?" expression.

She finally sips her coffee then says, "My son is 6'4", terribly handsome, broad shoulders, dresses well. When he enters a room, everyone gasps 'Oh, my God' . . . ."


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