There was this man that fell off a 300 foot cliff but managed to catch a limb on the way down 300 feet above the rocks below.
A voice from the cloud said, "I am here."
"Who are you?" The frightened man called out.
"I am God, do you believe in me?"
"Oh yes I do God, thank God it's you. I believe Lord."
"Do you believe tha I can save you?"
"Oh yes Lord, I believe, I believe."
"Then let go of the limb."
The man thought about that for a moment then looking up he said,
"Help! Is there anybody else up there?"
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