Dear Teacher:
Please excuse Richard, we had a fire caused by a short circus.

Dear Teacher:
Billy had to miss school yesterday because his mother had to go to the hospital to have her gold stones out.

Dear Teacher:
Could Brenda please stay indoors with her cough today.

Dear Teacher:
We have to go out all day. Mandy is to eat a school please.

Dear Teacher:
Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.

Dear Teacher:
Be sure that Jason dries his hands on separate towels from other children. Unfortunately he has caught inpotato.

Dear Teacher:
No doubt you have been wondering where Gloria has been he past few days. Well she was sick in the hospital with ammonia.

Dear Teacher:
Carl was away last week because he had chicken pox. If you think he still looks funny, you should see his dad.

****************************************************

At a school picnic, my son asked me if I'd participate in the relay games with him. I told him I would and to let me know when they were to begin. As soon as the gunnysack race was announced, Tim came bounding across the field and shouted: "Mommy, hurry! It's time for the old-bag race, and we're all waiting for you."