Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.

God comes and says, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women all their lives and the other line for the men that were whipped into submission by their wives. Also, I want all the women to go with St. Peter."

The next time God looks the women are all gone and there are the two lines of men. The line of the men that were whipped was 100 miles long, on the line of men that dominated women there was only one man.

God got mad and said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image and you were all whipped by your wives. Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud, learn from him!"

Tell them my son how did you manage to be the only one in that line?

The man said, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."

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