There once was a 94 year old nun whose body began to surrender old age. Her doctor prescribed a shot of whisky for her three times daily, to relax her tenseness. However, not to be lured into worldly pleasures, she huffily declined. But Mother Superior knew the elderly sister loved milk. So she instructed the kitchen staff to spike her milk three times a day.

Eventually, the elderly nun approached her final hour. As several sisters gathered around her at her bedside, the Mother Superior asked if she wanted to leave them any words of wisdom...

"Oh, yes," she replied. "Never sell that cow!"

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