Doctors from all over the world, including Texas, met at an international symposium and chatted over cocktails.

An Israeli doctor said, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks."

A German doctor said, "That's nothing. We can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks."

A Russian doctor said, "In Russia, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks."

The Texan, not to be outdone, said, "You guys are way behind! We recently took a man with no brain out of Texas, put him in the White House for two years, and now half the country is looking for work."


Click -- BACK -- in your Browser to return to alphabet letter.

Click -- Finlay's Funnies -- to return to main index page.