Doctor, Doctor:
I can't stop stealing things. Take these pills for a week; if that doesn't work I'll have a color TV!
Doctor, Doctor:
What can I do? I think I'm a pair of curtains? Pull yourself together man!
Doctor, Doctor:
I think I'm a bridge? What's come over you? Oh, two cars, a large truck and a coach.
Doctor, Doctor:
I think I'm god? How did that start? In the beginning there was darkness......
Doctor, Doctor:
Every bone in my body aches! Just be glad you aren't a herring!
Doctor, Doctor:
Can I have second opinion? Of course, come back tomorrow!
Doctor, Doctor:
I think I've broken my neck? Don't worry - keep your chin up!
Doctor Doctor:
My daughter has just swallowed my pen -- what shall I do? Use a pencil!
Doctor Doctor:
What can I do? Everyone thinks I'm a liar? I find that very hard to believe!
Doctor, Doctor:
I feel like a pack of cards? I'll deal with you later!
Doctor, Doctor:
You've got to help me -- I just can't stop my hands shaking! Do you drink a lot? Not really -- I spill most of it!
Doctor, Doctor:
I feel like a spoon? Still still and don't stir!
Doctor, Doctor:
Every time I drink a cup of coffee I get this stabbing pain in my eye! I suggest you take the spoon out!
Doctor, Doctor:
My irregular heartbeat is really frightening me. Don't worry -- we'll soon put a stop to it!
Doctor, Doctor:
Please help me. I think I'm invisible Next Please!
Doctor, Doctor:
I've just swallowed my mouth organ. Well look on the bright side, at least you weren't playing a grand piano!
Doctor, Doctor:
I think I'm a bell. Take these and if it doesn't help give me a ring!
Doctor, Doctor:
I think I'm a cat. How long has this been going on? Oh, since I was a kitten I guess!
Doctor, Doctor:
I've got insomnia. Just sit on the edge of the bed. You'll soon drop off!
Doctor, Doctor:
Is there anything wrong with my heart? After a thorough examination I can confidently say it will last as long as you do!!
Doctor, Doctor:
I've got wind! Can you give me something? Yes -- here's a kite!
Doctor Doctor:
I'm not well -- can you give me something to make me better? Take 2 teaspoons of this after every meal? But Doctor, I've only got one teaspoon? Doctor to Dumb Blonde: Well Miss, I've discovered your problem -- you are pregnant! Oh! Is it mine?

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