A man didn't get home from a trip until 2 a.m. on the night of a terrific storm. He found his kids asleep with his wife, scared by the storm. He resigned himself to sleeping in the guest bedroom.
The next morning he talked to the kids and told them it was OK to sleep with Mom during a storm, but when he was due to come home, that they please don't.
A few weeks later his wife and kids picked him up at the airport. His son came running into his arms and very loudly so ALL of the other deplaning passengers could hear, "Dad -- GOOD news! NO ONE slept with Mommy while you were away THIS time!"
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