A woman goes to an artist and asks to have her portrait done. She has only one odd request. She asks that the portrait shows her bedeck with the finest of jewels. She wanted her head to reveal a diamond terraria, huge jewels were to be around her neck, gold and silver bracelets on each wrist and each finger should show the most beautiful gems known. The artist thought this was a very strange request and asked the woman why she wanted such a display.

She said, "I want that when I die my husband's next wife should go crazy looking for the jewels".

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