There are several men in the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone that was on one of the benches rings. A man picks it up and the following conversation ensues:


Honey, It's me.


Are you at the club?


Great! I am at the mall 2 blocks from where you are. I saw a beautiful mink coat... It is absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?

What's the price?

Only $4,500.00

Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much...

Ahhh and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2001 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman and he gave me a really good price ... and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year...

What price did he quote you?

Only $ 26,000...

OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.

Great!, before we hang up, something else...


It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and... I stopped by! the real estate agent this morning and I saw the house we had looked at last year ... It's on sale!! Remember? The one with a pool, English Garden, acre of park area, beachfront property...

How much are they asking?

Only $750,000... a magnificent price, and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover...

Well, than go ahead and buy it, but just bid $720,000. OK?

OK, sweetie... Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!!!

Bye... I do too...

The man hangs up, closes the phone's flap and raises his hand while holding the phone and asks to all those present:

Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?

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