There are several men in the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone that was on one of the benches rings. A man picks it up and the following conversation ensues:
Honey, It's me.
Are you at the club?
Great! I am at the mall 2 blocks from where you are. I saw a beautiful mink coat... It is absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?
What's the price?
Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much...
Ahhh and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2001 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman and he gave me a really good price ... and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year...
What price did he quote you?
Only $ 26,000...
OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.
Great!, before we hang up, something else...
It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and... I stopped by! the real estate agent this morning and I saw the house we had looked at last year ... It's on sale!! Remember? The one with a pool, English Garden, acre of park area, beachfront property...
How much are they asking?
Only $750,000... a magnificent price, and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover...
Well, than go ahead and buy it, but just bid $720,000. OK?
OK, sweetie... Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!!!
Bye... I do too...
The man hangs up, closes the phone's flap and raises his hand while holding the phone and asks to all those present:
Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?
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