Two Cubans were strolling through Havana on a pleasant summer day.

"What a lovely afternoon," one said. "I thank God for it."

"God?" the other sneered. "You should thank Castro."

"Castro? It was God who made these flowers smell so sweet."

"I would prefer to thank Castro." the second one huffed.

"You're mad!" said the first Cuban showing obvious displeasure.

"It was God who mad the water in the lake so clear and serene."

The second Cuban repeated, "I would prefer to thank Castro."

Finally, somewhat stunned, the first man said, "And who will you thank when Castro is dead?"

Replied the second Cuban: "God."

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