A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry he sat down and looked over the menu...

Barbecued Missionary: $25.00
Fried Explorer: $35.00
Boiled Politician: $50.00
Broiled Lawyer: $200.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a price difference for the lawyer?"

The Cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one of them?"

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