He anoints my wages with taxes, and inflation,
so my expences runneth over my income.
Surely poverty and hard living shall follow the Tories,
and I shall work on a rented farm,
and live in a rented house forever.
Five thousand years ago, Moses said,
"Pick up your shovel, mount your donkey,
and I will lead you to the Promised Land".
Five thousand years later Trudeau said,
"Lay down your shovel, sit on your butt,
light up a camel, this is the Promised Land".
This year Brian Mulroney will take your shovel,
sell your camel, kick your butt,
and tell you he gave away the Promised Land.
I am glad I am a Canadian.
I am glad I am free.
But I wish I was a dog.
And Brian was a tree.
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