Rule 1:
The Boss is always right!

Rule 2:
In the impossible hypothesis that a subordinate may be right, RULE 1 becomes immediately operative.

Rule 3:
The boss does not sleep; he rests.

Rule 4:
The Boss is never late; he is delayed elsewhere.

Rule 5:
The Boss never leaves his work; his attention is required elsewhere.

Rule 6:
The Boss never reads the paper in his office; he studies.

Rule 7:
The Boss never takes liberties with his secretary; he educates her.

Rule 8:
The Boss is always chief, even in his bathing togs.

Rule 9:
Whomsoever may enter the boss's office with an idea of his own must leave the office with the boss's ideas.

Rule 10:
If, in your lamentable ignorance, you fail to grasp the truth, fear not; return to rule 1.