Once upon a time a blonde got so sick of hearing blonde jokes that she had her hair cut and dyed brown. A few days later, as she was driving around the countryside, she stopped her car to let a herd of sheep pass. Admiring the cute woolly creatures, she said to the shepherd, "If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one?"
The shepherd, always the gentleman replied, "Of course."
The blonde thought for a few minutes and for no discernable reason said, "Three hundred and fifty two."
This being the correct number, the shepherd was, understandably, totally amazed.
"YOU'RE RIGHT!" he exclaimed. "I'll keep to my end of the deal. Take your pick of any sheep from my herd."
The blonde carefully considered the entire herd and finally picked one that was by far cuter and more playful than any of the others.
When she was done, the shepherd turned to her and said, "O.K., now I have a proposition for you. If I guess your true hair colour, can I have my dog back?"
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