A blonde tries to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems selling it, because the car had 250,000 miles on it.

One day, she told her problem to a brunette she worked with at a salon. The brunette told her, "There is a way to make the car easier to sell, but it's not legal."

"That doesn't matter," replied the blonde, "If only I can sell the car."

"Okay," said the brunette. "This is the address of a friend. He owns a car repair shop. Tell him I sent you and he will turn the mileage counter in your car back 200,000 miles. Then you should be able to sell your car."

The following weekend, the blonde made the trip to the mechanic. About one month after that, the brunette asked the blonde, "Did you sell your car?"

"No," replied the blonde, "Why should I? It only has 50,000 miles on it."


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