A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender "Hey! Wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something.

The BARTENDER is blonde, the BOUNCER is blonde, and I'm a 6' tall,200-pound blonde with a black belt in karate. What's more, the guy sitting next to me is 6'2," weighs 225 pounds, and he's a blonde weight lifter." He continues, "The fella to your right is blonde, 6'5", pushing 300 pounds, and he's a wrestler. Think about it seriously, mister. You still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind guy goes, "Nah! Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."


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