1. Conserve water - Shower with a friend.

  2. Don't drink and drive - you might hit a bump and spill it.

  3. Keep Canada beautiful, swallow your beer cans.

  4. Drive defensively, buy a tank.

  5. I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure.

  6. Famous last words: Don't unplug it, it will just take a moment to fix.

  7. Famous last words: What happens if you touch these two wires tog....

  8. Famous last words: Don't worry, it's not loaded.

  9. It doesn't matter how hard you've studied; the material won't be on the exam anyway.

  10. If it doesn't fit, force it; if it breaks, it needed replacement anyway.

  11. Reality is a figment of your imagination.

  12. Don't use force; use a bigger hammer.

  13. I can handle pain until it hurts.

  14. It's not what you say in your argument, it's how loud you say it.

  15. The ultimate reason is "because."

  16. I'm objective; I object to everything.

  17. Kiss me twice. I'm schizophrenic.

  18. If you cannot convince them, confuse them.

  19. A day for firm decisions!!! Or is it??

  20. If you can't learn to do it well, learn to enjoy doing it badly.

  21. It's only a game until you lose.

  22. Gravity is a myth, the Earth sucks.

  23. Everything is unimportant in some way.

  24. Life is a terminal disease.

  25. Overdrawn? But I still have checks left!

  26. No matter where you go; you're there.

  27. If you knew what you were doing, you'd be bored.

  28. Experience varies directly with equipment ruined.

  29. Save the whales, collect the whole set.

  30. If everything is coming your way, then you're in the wrong lane.

  31. Fun is just point of view.

  32. If you understand something today, it must be obsolete.

  33. It's only hopeless if you walk away.

  34. The real trick to carrying on is not getting carried away.

  35. Since when is talking a sign of thinking?

  36. Why should I grow up? This is more fun!

  37. Change a life; make someone feel important.

  38. Don't let schooling get in the way of your education.

  39. In theory, everything works.

  40. Plagiarism is copying from one source; research is copying from two or more.

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