1. The old woman who lived in a shoe now has a lot of descendants who are living on a shoestring.

  2. Goals are dreams with deadlines.

  3. Some people do nothing in particular, but they do it very well

  4. There was a time when a fool and his money were soon parted. Now it happens to be everybody.

  5. Do not let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do.

  6. I cannot indulge in such sports as water skiing, mountain climbing, and water polo because of my back -- it has a big yellow streak running up it.

  7. Love conquers all things except poverty and toothaches.

  8. Nine out of ten people who change their minds are wrong the second time, too.

  9. There are no idle rumors. They are all busy.

  10. The belief that a man is as old as he feels is responsible for a great many pulled muscles.

  11. The fellow who doesn't let any grass grow under his feet is probably too lazy to plant some.

  12. I always accomplish a lot on Friday. It is the day I get everything done I was going to do on Monday.

  13. Real charity doesn't care if it's tax deductible or not.

  14. The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents.

  15. If you have a pocket with a hole in it, put your troubles in it.

  16. Have you noticed that it takes about fifteen percent longer to tell what you think than to tell what you know?

  17. There are much more important things than money. The trouble is, they all cost money.

  18. The trouble with fishing is that you seldom get there yesterday when the fish were biting.

  19. Worry is the interest paid by those who borrow trouble.

  20. On new superhighways you see many unexpected sights, like the exit you are now too late to take.

  21. If a man is willing to admit he's a fool, the chances are he isn't.

  22. There are two types of people who say very little; the quiet ones and the gabby ones.

  23. Think of doubt as an invitation to think.

  24. A great invention for dieters would be a refrigerator that weighs you every time you open the door.

  25. Too many people run out of ideas long before they run out of words.

  26. Much of that TV violence occurs when you try to drag the kids away from the set.

  27. One advantage of living in the past -- it's cheaper.

  28. Another appointed round that neither rain nor cold nor snow can halt is the coffee break.

  29. The best part of living in the country is the people you don't meet.

  30. We're all in favor of progress, providing we can have it without change.

  31. The secret of getting ahead is getting started.

  32. Most people during middle age feel just as young as ever, but only once in a while.

  33. The person who knows everything has a lot to learn.

  34. The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.

  35. A budget is a way of spending money without getting any fun out of it.

  36. It takes two to make a quarrel and three to make it interesting.

  37. We rate ability in people by what they finish, not by what they attempt.

  38. I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.

  39. If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost.

  40. School lunches stick to the wall.

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