A man called a dozen of his creditors to tell them he was about to go into bankruptcy.

"I owe you over $100,000," he said, "My assets aren't enough to pay you five cents on the dollar. So I guess it will be impossible for you to get anything -- unless you want to cut me up and divide me among you."

"Say, Mr. Chairman," spoke up one creditor. -- "I move we do it. I'd like to have his gall."

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