A guy dies and goes to Heaven.
He asks God if he can ask a few questions.
"Sure", God says, "Go right ahead".
The guy says, "Why did you make women so pretty?"
God answers, "So you would like them."
"Ok", the guy says, "But how come you made them so nice and soft and curvy?"
"So you would love them", God replies.
The guy wonders about this for a moment and then asks, "But why did you make them such airheads?"
God says, "So they would love guys like you!"
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