Abraham and Isaac were climbing up the mountain as God had commanded, preparing to build the sacrificial pyre. Abraham looked at Isaac and said,
"Son, I heard that you got the new Windows '95 for your PC."
Isaac replied, "Why, yes father, I did."
"Great," responded Abraham, "give me the disc so I can load it on to my system."
Isaac shook his head and rolled his eyes before Abraham,
"Father, your PC is outdated and does not have enough memory to load the new program."
"Don't you worry about that, Isaac," cried Abraham, "you just give me the software and God will provide the RAM."
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