20 ONE-LINERS FROM BELIEVE IT OR NOT NO. 9

Paint My Porch
Paint the Toilet Seat
A Panda Bear
The Paradox of Our Time
A Parrot
A Parrot And The Clergyman
A Parrot In A Pet Store
Pastor, I will Contribute
Pastoral Visit
Passion of Christ
Patty and Mike
Pay Phone
Peach Brandy
Peanuts
Pearly Gates
Pearly Gates
Perfect Golf Game
The Perfect Husband
Perfect Pastor
Pet Lobsters
Pet Shop
Pharmacist
A Pheasant Was Standing In A Field
The Photographer For A National Magazine
Physical Fitness
The Pig And Cow
A Pilot And A Farmer
The Plane Crash
Playing Tennis
Please Call To Cancel Appointment
Please God, Give Me Strength
Plumber's Pipe Specification
A Poem
Police Officer

Pope and Clinton
Political Corruption Trial
Pompous Colonel
The Pope
The Pope And His Chauffeur
The Pope On The Ropes
Portable Computer
A Posh Lady
The Power of Beans
Pray Tell
A Prayer Meeting
The Prayer Scare
The Preacher
A Preacher Was Making His Rounds
Preachers Meeting
Premier Harris Goes Too School
The Prescription
President Bush's Staff Meeting
President Clinton Passes Away
Prestigious Law Firm
Pretty Smart Way To Think Of Things
A Priest And A Rabbi
A Priest And A Nun
A Priest in Cajun Country
The Process
A Proctological Examination
The Proctologist
A Professor and A Student
Professor's Lecture Notes
Prosecutor
Psychiatric Voice Mail Recording
Psychology In Galilee
Puns
Pure Fantasy
Put Out The Cat
Put Up Your Hands
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